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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Related topics: Wisdom Cynical Whimsey
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong 
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Anger spells dANGER.
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The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
When all else fails, try thinking.
- Anonymous
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous
The bad news is time flies.
The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler
Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
- Lewis Carroll
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker
Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?
- Luciano Pavarotti
It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
I am Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
I am Deliciously Naughty.
I am Enchantingly Whimsical.
I am Filled With Mischief and Giggles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
- Mark Twain
Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll
Blessed is he who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed.
- Alexander Pope
Genuine heroes - no batteries needed -
bring lots of open-mind and at least a little courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov
Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be;
and if it were so, it would be;
but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
- Lewis Carroll
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ethel Barrymore
I've developed a new philosophy...
I only dread one day at a time.
- the character Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain
Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo
A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin
Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
- Mark Twain
Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
- Neil Young
Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans
Everyone is a genius at least once a year;
a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg
It's foggy and it's gray - let's play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.
- Bertrand Russell
A doctor can bury his mistakes
but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without your help.
- Judith Martin
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter
if only we could prevent girls from being girls.
- Anne Frank
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous
I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz in his Peanuts cartoon
His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
- Lewis Carroll
I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2
Ending a sentence with a preposition is
something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill
The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson
Be Deliciously Naughty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
- Dan Stanford
My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Anonymous
I am fond of pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West
The answer is twelve monkeys, what's the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
As a cure for worrying,
work is better than whiskey.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
Facts are stubborn things,
but statistics are more pliable.
- Laurence J. Peter
What If Every Day Were Your Day -
Celebrate Whimsey Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher
Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln
The best way to keep your friends
is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner
The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous
If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein
Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone
She generally gave herself very good advice,
(though she very seldom followed it).
- Lewis Carroll
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- W. C. Fields
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