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Sarcastic Quotes about Life
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I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.
- Bertrand Russell

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We are composed of self-contradictions.
Each of us is loving in some moments - hateful in others.
Patient and calm sometimes - harried by urgency at others.
Understanding - and self-absorbed.
Reassuring - and sarcastic.
Generous - and greedy.
Trusting - and jealous.
Comforting - and snappish.
Original - and stuck in a rut.
Thankful - and needy.
Forgiving - and vengeful.
Nurturing ourself - and stuffing ourself with fast food.
Honoring our bodies - and overstressing.
Being Joyful - and Suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I tend to like very bitchy women.
I find myself most attracted to smart,
sarcastic, bitchy women.
- Lea DeLaria

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
- Barbet Schroeder

 

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can
be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik

Music is the only language in which you cannot say
a mean or sarcastic thing.
- John Erskine

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said
in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself,
and they didn't get it then.
Nothing's changed.
- Fiona Apple

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There is nothing funny about Halloween.
This sarcastic festival reflects, rather,
an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy
is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
- Bryant H. McGill

My mom was sarcastic about men.
She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product.
She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.
- Daphne Zuniga

My father was a very unhappy person,
very sarcastic,
and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought.
They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.
- Paula Danziger

He has such a patronizing tone and manner,
and such a sarcastic sense of humor.
I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed.
No, I think he came pretty much off the page.
- Jeremy Northam

I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic.
That's my go-to.
Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike situations,
where it's romanticized, I'm a little nervous about it.
- Kristen Bell

'Tis the business of little minds to shrink,
but they whose heart is firm,
and whose conscience approves their conduct,
will pursue their principles unto death.
- Thomas Paine

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
- Abraham Lincoln

When the tempest rages, when the thunders roar,
and the lightnings blaze around us
it is then that the truly brave man stands firm at his post.
- Luther Martin

Be slow to fall into friendship;
but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
- Socrates

BUILD UP YOUR CIRCLE....
A mind that perceives
What can rationally be.
A spirit that sees
Innovative possibility.
A heart that is open to
Both beginnings and ends.
A firm hand that fits readily
To the reach of a friend.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward,
and yet not go forward fast enough
to wreck the country's cause.
- Abraham Lincoln

One truth stands firm. All that happens in world history
rests on something spiritual.
If the spiritual is strong, it creates world history.
If it is weak, it suffers world history.
- Albert Schweitzer

I am a firm believer in the people.
If given the truth, they can be depended upon
to meet any national crisis.
The great point is to bring them the real facts.
- Abraham Lincoln

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation
with the bricks others have thrown at him.
- David Brinkley

True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes,
but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
- Alfred North Whitehead

It is my own firm belief that the strength of the soul
grows in proportion as you subdue the flesh.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated.
Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.
- William H. Macy

When the pressure comes, preferences give way while convictions hold firm.
- Edwin Louis Cole

More firm and sure the hand of courage strikes,
when it obeys the watchful eye of caution.
- James Thomson

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls,
by God we go, and we do the best that we can.
- R. Lee Ermey

My father realised that for me to become a publisher
in his firm would have been the end of the firm!
- Dick Bruna

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
- Fran Lebowitz

I have come to have the firm conviction that vanity
is the basis of everything,
and finally that what one calls conscience is only inner vanity.
- Gustave Flaubert

Comrade Deng Xiaoping - along with other party elders -
gave the party leadership their firm and full support
to put down the political disturbance using forceful measures.
- Li Peng

We have no firm hold on any knowledge or philosophy
that can lift us out of our difficulties.
- Anne Sullivan Macy

I have always been a firm believer in participation so there were no cuts.
We practiced three times a week but if a student had an academic conflict,
academics took priority.
- Tony Brown

I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the
other team have to score two to win.
- Howard Wilkinson

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,
particularly if he adds a firm handshake,
is hiding something.
- Clifton Fadiman

Stride forward with a firm, steady step knowing with a deep,
certain inner knowing that you will reach every goal you set yourselves,
that you will achieve every aim .
- Eileen Caddy

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe.
We are a part of Europe.
- Dan Quayle

We will work with industrial or Dept.
Of Defence sponsorship as long as we keep our principals
of openness firm we're proud to work with the military,
and they respect that in turn.
- Charles Vest

The purpose firm is equal to the deed.
- Edward Young

I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end,
I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done,
not the things I hadn't.
- Michael Caine

I'm a firm believer that actors take to work who they aren't at home.
People show their other self in their art or in their work.
- Robin Tunney

I have always argued that change becomes stressful
and overwhelming only when you've lost any sense of
the constancy of your life.
You need firm ground to stand on.
From there, you can deal with that change.
- Richard Nelson Bolles

I was involved in music, acting, and some running,
but my firm wish was to become a doctor.
That was the formative age when I had decided on the pattern of my career.
- Roger Bannister

I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must,
I take a very firm hold on the handles of the baby
carriage and I wheel it into the traffic.
- Grace Abbott

A firm, for instance, that does business in many countries
of the world is driven to spend an enormous amount of time,
labour, and money in providing for translation services.
- Edward Sapir

The only thing that matters is that we stand firm.
- Heinrich Himmler

I believed that our own public would keep this in mind
even in this serious crisis,
and stand firm if only we at the front continued to stand firm too.
- Paul von Hindenburg

I'm a firm believer that in the theory that people
only do their best at things they truly enjoy.
It is difficult to excel at something you don't enjoy.
- Jack Nicklaus

With a firm and steadfast mind one should hold under all conditions,
that everywhere the earth is below and the sky above,
and to the energetic man, every region is his fatherland.
- Tycho Brahe

Our firm conviction that ours is a just cause and that
we must find a peaceful way to attain our goals gave
us the strength and the awareness of the limits beyond which we must not go.
- Lech Walesa

In 1998, I founded the American Center for Law and Justice,
probably the premier public interest law firm in America
defending the rights of believers.
- Pat Robertson

He who is firm in will molds the world to himself.
- Johann Gottlieb Fichte

I'm one of those firm believers that good music will prevail.
- Pras Michel

You actually can make it, no matter what.
I truly am a firm believer in that.
Eminem's living proof.
- Brittany Murphy

Belief is nothing but a more vivid, lively,
forcible, firm, steady conception of an object,
than what the imagination alone is ever able to attain.
- David Hume

I'm a firm believer that it's not the way you look or what you have,
but what you've got inside.
- Krista Allen

Age should not have its face lifted,
but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles
as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.
- Clarence Day

I thought, while they're up and firm,
why not shoot them once or twice.
- Jamie Lee Curtis

A statesman, we are told, should follow public opinion.
Doubtless, as a coachman follows his horses;
having firm hold on the reins and guiding them.
- Augustus Hare

Build today, then strong and sure, With a firm and ample base;
And ascending and secure.
Shall tomorrow find its place.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

We have only one task, to stand firm and carry on the
racial struggle without mercy.
- Heinrich Himmler

There is no chance, no destiny, no fate,
that can circumvent or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The distance is great from the firm belief to the realization
from concrete experience.
- Isabella I

I may play some exhibition games so I don't want to
quit the game of chess completely.
I just decided and it's a firm decision not to play
competitive chess anymore.
- Garry Kasparov

I don't doubt God. I have firm faith absolutely in God.
It's religion I'm doubting.
- Bono

Some people, however long their experience or strong their intellect,
are temperamentally incapable of reaching firm decisions.
- James Callaghan

If a person goes to his job with a firm determination
to give of himself the best of which he is capable,
that job no matter what it is takes on dignity and importance.
- Hortense Odlum

However, my father was a publisher and it was expected
that I would become a publisher as well -
in his firm.
- Dick Bruna

The Republic is open and tolerant but also knows how
and when to be firm and make its values respected.
- Jean-Pierre Raffarin

He was incredibly good as Dr Who.
He brought all his eccentricities to the role and was
so charismatic and charming.
He must be the fans firm favourite.
- Louise Jameson


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