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I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous
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Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous 
He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
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See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb
Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb
Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous
All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous
A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb
This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous
Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous
You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous
No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb
This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous
Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous
An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous
If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
- Chinese Proverb
Many hands make light work.
- Proverb
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Chinese Proverb
The brightest stars are those who
shine for the benefit of others.
- Anonymous
All's well that ends well.
- Proverb (and title of a Shakespeare play)
True love has no limits.
- Anonymous
Be a Human BEing Rather Than a Human DOing.
- Anonymous
Live and let live.
- Yiddish Proverb
Wherever you go, there you are.
- Traditional Zen Proverb
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous
We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb
Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous
Before you criticize a man,
walk a mile in his shoes.
- Anonymous
A closed mind is like a closed book;
just a block of wood.
- Chinese proverb
Never quit.
- Anonymous
Smile, and the world smiles with you.
- Anonymous
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
- Anonymous
Better late than never.
- Proverb
Actions speak louder than words.
- Proverb
Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous
That which you hate to be done to you,
do not do to another.
- Ancient Egyptian Proverb
Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous
Everyone is wise, until he speaks.
- Irish proverb
Every dog has his day.
- Proverb
Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous
A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb
No pain, no gain.
- Anonymous
Know When To Be Done.
- Anonymous
Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
- Native American Proverb
In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.
- Anonymous
When God closes a door, he opens a window.
- Anonymous
The key to happiness is not to have what you want
but to want what you have.
- Anonymous
Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
- Arabian Proverb
I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand.
- Chinese proverb
Hard work pays off.
- Anonymous
I wept because I had no shoes
until I met a man who had no feet.
- old Persian Proverb
One man with courage makes a majority.
- old saying probably repeated by Andrew Jackson
(falsely attributed to Jefferson)
Don't Limit Your Challenges... Challenge Your Limits.
- Anonymous
If you want to be happy,
put your effort into controlling the sail, not the wind.
- Anonymous
If you want to feel rich,
just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
- Anonymous
Kindness is better than piety.
- Yiddish Proverb
Life is a choice.
- Anonymous
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous
It is darkest just before the dawn.
- Proverb
He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous
Change comes from within.
- Anonymous
Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous
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