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Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)
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It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys) 
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
Remember that life is an ADVENTURE, and cheer Whee...
all the way down the slippery razor-blade of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
- Charlotte Bronte
Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain
Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau
WHY do you care what THEY think?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying
I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow
Blessed is he who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed.
- Alexander Pope
You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo
Getting old is a fascination thing.
The older you get, the older you want to get.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Grin your smile;
giggle your laugh;
unfurl your joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche
Don't project your past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain
The bad news is time flies.
The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler
Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?
- Luciano Pavarotti
One of the advantages of being disorganized is that
one is always having surprising discoveries.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
- Mark Twain
The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
- Dale Carnegie
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker
I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't.
But there was going to be when I began it.
It's just that something happened to it along the way."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous
Life is like a box of chocolates.
- Forrest Gump
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
I am Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
I am Deliciously Naughty.
I am Enchantingly Whimsical.
I am Filled With Mischief and Giggles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain
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