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Legs Quotes and Sayings
Quotes about Legs

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When you have got an elephant by the hind legs
and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
- Abraham Lincoln

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How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

I'm having a bad day. I am not size six.
My legs are not skinny as sticks,
and dammit, someone's got to pay.
I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself
and that my happiness depends on someone else.
I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall.
You're so shallow.
- Jewel

We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous

 

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.
- Frederick Douglass

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog?
Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

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Jogging is very beneficial.
It's good for your legs and your feet.
It's also very good for the ground.
If makes it feel needed.
- Charles M. Schulz

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed.
I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly.
He cut the legs off the bed.
- Lou Brock

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who,
however, has never learned how to walk forward.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes,
a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do,
and that makes me more wonderful than He is!
- John Harvey Kellogg

He has a head, two arms, two legs, just as I. - Bernard Hinault

God gave us all exactly the same fingers,
arms, legs, and feet, but in our different countries
we divided them all a little differently as we feel it,
do you understand?
- Ninette de Valois

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly,
so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
- Johnny Vegas

Self-esteem is as important to our well-being as legs are to a table.
It is essential for physical and mental health and for happiness.
- Louise Hart

Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little
bodies with tiny little arms and legs.
So did the aliens at Roswell!
I rest my case.
- William Shatner

Did I think it would last 30 years? No,
I didn't think it would have those kind of legs.
- George Thorogood

Of, course it always cheers a news editor when a story
has what we describe as 'legs' therefore it,
erm, runs.
- Kamal Ahmed

When I lost the use of my hi-hat and bass drum legs,
I became basically a singer.
I was a drummer who did a bit of singing,
and then I became a singer who did a bit of percussion.
- Robert Wyatt

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf -
it's almost a law.
- H. G. Wells

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter,
'Have you got frog's legs?' He said,
'Yes,' so I said,
'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
- Tommy Cooper

Imagine the ball has little legs, and chop them off.
- Henry Cotton

I'm a giraffe.
I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs.
It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
- Sophia Loren

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight,
opening his legs and showing his class.
- David Coleman

I can wrap my legs around my neck.
- Janice Dickinson

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate,
he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette.
It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
- Norman Wisdom

I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself,
but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head.
- George C. Wallace

When a song gets its legs and begins to come to me,
this is the euphoric hook that keeps me wanting to continue.
- Tommy Shaw

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.
- Jayne Mansfield

I have always had good strength in my legs from working out with weights.
I have also been riding a bike of some sort for most
of my life and have good agility.
- Mark-Paul Gosselaar

I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!
Arms, bikini, legs, underarms...
my entire body is hairless.
- Kim Kardashian

A week before shooting, they told me,
You don't have the part, yet.
We're still trying to find a handicapped kid who can act.
Either that or we break your legs.
- Kieran Culkin

You may observe in all my lessons, that I tell you how the legs go,
and those who are unacquainted with that,
are entirely ignorant and work in the dark.
- William Cavendish

The first voice they hear is mine, the first touch they feel is mine,
the first human face they see is mine.
They just think I'm a strange tiger who walks on two legs.
- Roy Horn

Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly.
- Mao Tse-Tung

If you are going to be progressive, then you have to make progress.
And that sometimes depends on breaking a few legs.
- Jennifer Granholm

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth,
they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
- Jeanne Calment

Just advertising departments with legs and high heels.
- Richard Avedon

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency,
thinks with his legs.
- Ambrose Bierce

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic,
but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs,
you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death,
and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully,
or you're not alive.
- Mel Brooks

I'm a hero with coward's legs.
- Spike Milligan

Now I'm going to put my eyelashes on and stretch my legs out and do a show.
- Nana Visitor

A pitcher is only as good as his legs.
- Early Wynn

We're going in really fresh.
We're going to have fresh legs and bodies,
we're going to be able to stay the distance,
and that's our goal.
- Serena Williams

If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him,
but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.
- Abraham Cahan

I'm sure Alex will be having to get the masseurs in to work on those legs.
You feel tired when you're losing but when you are
winning it gives you that bit of an edge.
- Graham Roberts

Football is a game played with arms,
legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.
- Knute Rockne

In our film profession you may have Gable's looks,
Tracy's art, Marlene's legs or Liz's violet eyes,
but they don't mean a thing without that swinging thing called courage.
- Frank Capra

Gromit was the name of a cat.
When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right,
so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger,
longer legs.
- Nick Park

I love this pedal to death.
The only way you could keep me from playing one is by chopping off my legs!
- Kirk Hammett

Restore human legs as a means of travel.
Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.
- Lewis Mumford

Four legs good, two legs bad.
- George Orwell

Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm.
Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments.
I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better.
- Horatio Nelson

People really feel that, when they go to the gas pump now,
that the oil cartel is holding them by the legs and
tipping them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets.
- Ed Markey

If I could change on thing about myself,
I would: Have better knees.
Mine are shot because of injuries.
You're only as good as your legs, whether you're an athlete or an actor.
- William Petersen

Beautiful? It's all a question of luck.
I was born with good legs.
As for the rest...
beautiful, no.
Amusing, yes.
- Josephine Baker

I always loved the game, but when my legs weren't hurting
it was a lot easier to love.
- Mickey Mantle

The real American type can never be a ballet dancer.
The legs are too long, the body too supple and the
spirit too free for this school of affected grace and toe walking.
- Isadora Duncan

A girl's legs are her best friends...
but even the best of friends must part.
- Redd Foxx

I have friends who've tried to break into the UK,
who went back with their tails between their legs.
Fortunately I've had the opposite experience.
- Michael Bolton

I'm still working, I've got two arms,
two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife.
Fifteen years ago, I was homeless.
So when you think about it, I'm lucky.
- Ian Hart

These days baseball is different.
You come to spring training, you get your legs ready,
you arms loose, your agents ready, your lawyer lined up.
- Dave Winfield

My mom always taught me to be sweet and polite and
cross my legs because it's what the guys like.
Actually, they like a raunchy girl once in a while.
- Tiffani Amber Thiessen

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
- Bugs Baer

I spend 90 percent of my time saying no,
and my accountant yells at me for it,
but when I started in this business,
I wanted my career to have legs.
- Omar Epps

I am doing better now though one of my legs is shorter
than the other due to the operations.
- David Prowse

When we were children we were grateful to those who
filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

They put chains on me; they chained my waist,
my legs.
Put me in the back of a squad car, and I literally blacked out.
I didn't even - there's whole pieces missing.
- Jim Bakker

The average man is more interested in a woman who is
interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
- Marlene Dietrich

A committee is an animal with four back legs.
- John le Carre

Skiing makes me feel great, and it gives my legs such an incredible workout.
- Joely Fisher


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