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Kinky Friedman Quotes and Sayings
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman

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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
- Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have,
the worse you get.
- Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Kinky Friedman

 

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish
and that neither of us ever had a job,
we never had a home, we never married and we traveled
around the countryside irritating people.
- Kinky Friedman

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
- Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still
believe in intelligent design?
- Kinky Friedman

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When I'm governor...
I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
- Kinky Friedman

The teachers are getting screwed, blued,
and tattooed by the system.
- Kinky Friedman

I'll tell you right now.
I'm for prayer in school.
- Kinky Friedman

I don't remember the first half of my life.
All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
- Kinky Friedman

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
- Kinky Friedman

The folks in Mississippi are saying,
'Thank God for Texas.'
- Kinky Friedman

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian.
Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and...
both of them were independents, by the way.
- Kinky Friedman

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons
so we can put the bad guys in there,
like the pedophiles and the politicians.
- Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood...
is the worst possible preparation for life.
- Kinky Friedman

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit.
That's very important in my life.
- Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog,
but only love can make it wag its tail.
- Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all,
and nothing would change if I had millions.
- Kinky Friedman

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
- Kinky Friedman

Remember: Y'all is singular.
All y'all is plural.
All y'all's is plural possessive.
- Kinky Friedman

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while,
until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
- Kinky Friedman

These days, there are many people around the world
who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read
the books that made me respectable.
- Kinky Friedman

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks,
there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country,
because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
- Kinky Friedman

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
- Kinky Friedman

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians.
And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
- Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
- Kinky Friedman

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions,
toll roads and property taxes.
- Kinky Friedman

We were a country band with a social conscience.
- Kinky Friedman

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them.
Redd Foxx is another.
- Kinky Friedman

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
- Kinky Friedman

I admit I was drinking a Guinness...
but I did not swallow.
- Kinky Friedman

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry;
it's just not in a place I can show you.
- Kinky Friedman

Musicians can run this state better than politicians.
We won't get a lot done in the mornings,
but we'll work late and be honest.
- Kinky Friedman

We're first on executions.
We're 49th in funding public education.
We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom,
and we're winning.
- Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage.
I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
- Kinky Friedman

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them,
eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit,
a hundred bucks a day.
- Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you.
I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
- Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure
even when your autographs are bouncing.
- Kinky Friedman

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
- Kinky Friedman

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
- Kinky Friedman

I see an issue I like, and I support it.
- Kinky Friedman

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
- Kinky Friedman

Young people are the key to this election.
- Kinky Friedman

Living in fear of anything is a terrible waste
of what could be a great life.
If you live in fear of losing your job,
either you fear the embarrassment of being jobless,
or you fear the loss of material goods -
house, car, and such.
If you live in fear of losing your stuff and money,
it is clear that they own you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin

It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want.
It makes more money.
- Merle Haggard

I don't spend much money on clothes;
I never did.
- Lauren Hutton

I'd rather lose my own money than someone else's.
- Dean Kamen

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity-
but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
- Earl Warren

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Samuel Butler

The price of freedom for a nation is lives and money.
Often, the price of freedom for an individual
is challenging the closed minds of family and friend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No complaint...
is more common than that of a scarcity of money.
- Adam Smith

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you
to reach the heights of your capabilities
or make the money that you want
without becoming very good at it.
- Brian Tracy

An important lever for sustained action in tackling
poverty and reducing hunger is money.
- Gro Harlem Brundtland

I have no money, no resources, no hopes.
I am the happiest man alive.
- Henry Miller

If I have enough money to eat I'm good.
- Shia LaBeouf

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time
to save money is when you have some.
- Joe Moore

Money is only a tool.
It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not
replace you as the driver.
- Ayn Rand

All money means to me is a pride in accomplishment.
- Ray Kroc

I think that focusing on the money, on the business,
is not enough.
- Sergei Bubka

Business is other people's money.
- Delphine de Girardin

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
- Stanley Weiser

It is usually people in the money business,
finance, and international trade that are really rich.
- Robin Leach

Money is a mechanism for control.
- David Korten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.
- Tony Randall

Fame, I have already.
Now I need the money.
- Wilhelm Steinitz


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