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Eddie Izzard Quotes and Sayings
Quotes by Eddie Izzard

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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many,
many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship,
and everyone was surprised!
A little naive, I feel!
- Eddie Izzard

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
- Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
- Eddie Izzard

I'm a one-man idiot.
- Eddie Izzard

 

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height.
They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
- Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster.
- Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women.
In a plastic cup.
- Eddie Izzard

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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
- Eddie Izzard

If you've never seen an elephant ski,
you've never been on acid.
- Eddie Izzard

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test.
These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing
by the police when I was 15.
How ironic.
- Eddie Izzard

I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo

We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors,
we borrow it from our children.
- Native American Proverb

I am proud to be an American.
Because an American can eat anything on the face of
this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
- Bill Cosby

We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
- Native American Proverb

Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.
- Native American traditional PHOTO

Solitude is considered un-American.
- Erica Jong

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated,
let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he
does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
- Bill Cosby

The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22,
1963.
It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign
trap door in American culture,
and the wild bats flapped out.
- Lance Morrow

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people
than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour
looking at my face on their television screens.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet.
- Jerry Brown

All of the books in the world contain no more information
than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year.
Not all bits have equal value.
- Carl Sagan

Citizen Kane is perhaps the one American talking picture
that seems as fresh now as the day it opened.
It may seem even fresher.
- Pauline Kael

Treat the earth well,
It was not given to you by your parents,
It was loaned to you by your children.
- Native American Proverb

If American men are obsessed with money,
American women are obsessed with weight.
The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss,
and I do not know which talk is the more boring.
- Marya Mannes

Managers in all too many American companies do not
achieve the desired results because nobody makes them do it.
- Harold S. Geneen

How does it become a man to behave
towards the American government today?
I answer, that he cannot without disgrace be associated with it.
- Henry David Thoreau

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
- Gore Vidal

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically,
by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
- Gore Vidal

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men
whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

I have designed the most buildings of any living American architect.
- Alexander Jackson Davis

The beef industry has contributed to more American
deaths than all the wars of this century,
all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined.
- Neal Barnard

No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred
on an American than to have a public school named after him.
- Herbert Hoover

Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards,
I believe, the American family.
- John Boehner

It is money, money, money!
Not ideas, not principles, but money that reigns supreme in American politics.
- Robert Byrd

I see great things in baseball.
It's our game - the American game.
- Walt Whitman

If there is one principle more deeply rooted
in the mind of every American,
it is that we should have nothing to do with conquest.
- Thomas Jefferson

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils
his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
- Ambrose Bierce

When we make college more affordable,
we make the American dream more achievable.
- William J. Clinton

I met an American woman and got married so I had to get a job.
- Walter Wager

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag,
motherhood and the Bible.
That's why people love me.
- Art Linkletter

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like
the blind leading the one-eyed.
- A. J. Liebling

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
- Gloria Steinem

I hope that no American will waste his franchise
and throw away his vote
by voting either for me or against me solely
on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.
- John F. Kennedy

The average American is nothing if not patriotic.
- Herbert Croly

I deplore the need or the use of troops anywhere
to get American citizens to obey
the orders of constituted courts.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

This is the city of dreamers and time and again it's
the place where the greatest dream of all,
the American dream, has been tested and has triumphed.
- Michael Bloomberg

We, therefore, here in Britain stand shoulder to shoulder
with our American friends in this hour of tragedy,
and we, like them, will not rest until this evil is driven from our world.
- Tony Blair

Earth Day 1970 was irrefutable evidence that the American
people understood the environmental threat and wanted action to resolve it.
- Barry Commoner

Confronted with the choice, the American people would
choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.
- Spiro T. Agnew

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of
labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil.
- Grover Cleveland

The most distinguished hallmark of the American society
is and always has been change.
- Eric Sevareid

Until the rise of American advertising,
it never occurred to anyone anywhere in the world that
the teenager was a captive in a hostile world of adults.
- Gore Vidal

I happen to think that American politics is one of
the noblest arts of mankind;
and I cannot do anything else but write about it.
- Theodore White

There are no American infidels in Baghdad.
Never!
- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Our great American writers were all newspaper people.
- John Gould

You win the presidency by connecting with the American
people's gut insecurities and aspirations.
You win with a concept.
- Thomas Friedman

The oil companies are gouging the American citizenry aggressively,
relentlessly, and without any sense of conscience whatsoever.
- Maurice Hinchey

My fellow citizens, the American Presidency is not
supposed to be a journey of personal discovery.
- Sarah Palin

If quantitatively the American achievement is impressive,
qualitatively it is somewhat less satisfying.
- Irving Babbitt

At one of the annual conventions of the American Society
for Aesthetics much confusion arose when the Society
for Anesthetics met at the same time in the same hotel.
- Rudolf Arnheim

Both of our wars in Iraq were, on American television,
largely bloodless.
- Bruce Jackson

Remember the valiant Iraqi peasant and how he shot
down an American Apache with an old weapon.
- Saddam Hussein

If I correctly understand the goal of American policy,
one wishes Russia to be a partner.
- Gerhard Schroder

The highest glory of the American Revolution was this:
it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles
of civil government with the principles of Christianity.
- John Quincy Adams

American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.
- Barry Goldwater

I am a loyal American, and I love my country.
- Steven Hatfill

President George W. Bush is the first American president
to call openly for two-states,
Israel and Palestine, living side by side in peace and security.
- Lee H. Hamilton

The 1970s, the decade of my teenage years,
was a transitional period in American youth culture.
- Eric Allin Cornell

The death of JFK to the resignation of Richard Nixon
marked a great turning point in American life.
- Pierre Salinger

Why should you ask blood be spilled for a cause that
is not in the interest of the American people?
- Wally Herger


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